Psycho Motel XIII 11/05/12

Greetings, Earthlings. This Friday night at the Kazimier it’s time for "Psycho Motel XIII: The Dutch Space Rock Invasion" at the Kazimier, so put a rocket in your pocket, wrap yourself in tinfoil, and hitch a UFO down to the Curious Orange on Renshaw St. to get one of them sweet £4 tickets (it’s £6 on the door, the crazy saving speaks for itself)...

For the first time in the UK we have SANTA CRUZ – Den Haag’s loudest, most acid-damaged, least stoppable spacerockers with their endlessly epic cosmic ritual and policy of 'no normal songs' beware, for they are so loud you could literally hear them in outer space, where science tells us sound cannot travel! Science is wrong. It's Santa Cruz, gang...

...but before that, we’ve got the surf-tastic 2 piece, BEACH SKULLS with some of their excellent twangy experiments… 

…then it’s time for the mysterious galactic supergroup, STOCK FOOTAGE (starring folks from The International, El Toro!, After the Massacre, Horse Bastard, Noise Club and Freddy’s Nightmares) performing a one-off psychedelic rock composition that will blow your mind and do your head in!

Plus we’ve got the return of THE BRUTES! Classic garage powered punk, straight outta Glasgow. You may have seen ‘em at the Go Go Cage, or at Useless many moons ago, and noticed that they ruled. They still rule to this day…

…and as a smashing bonus feature, Zombina from Zombina andthe Skeletones will be joining the Psycho Motel DJs, to spin her favourite spaceage robo-records.

Oh, and we have lift off!!!

P.S. Thanks to everyone who came to see Legendary Shack Shakers at the Hoe Down. That was pretty much the greatest thing we’ve ever been involved in. We may have to do it again next year ;)

More of this please :)

Psycho Motel Vol.2 (2011-2012) FREE COMPILATION!!!

Here it is, folks! Psycho Motel Vol.2, another FREE compilation featuring every band to play Psycho Motel since Volume 1 (except Bad Taste Barbies, an oversight for which we sincerely apologise)... 27 tracks of non-stop garage, rock n' roll, punk, surf, gothic and weirdness. 

Enjoy! 

01 Thee Eviltones - "Psycho Motel"

02 Lovecraft - "One For The Furnace"

03 The Staches - "You Never Stop"

04 The Vinyl Stitches - "Bundy's Butterfly"

05 Sea Witches - "Another Clown Fight"

06 The Witches - "Burn Out The Bruise"

07 Pete Bentham and the Dinnerladies - "That London"

08 The Cedar House Band - "Rock To My Roll"

09 El Toro! - "Ain't Gettin' It This Time"

10 Raw Bones - "Nettles"

11 The Dead Class - "Euphobia"

12 The Temps - "Soup"

13 The Fag Machine - "Formaldehyde"

14 Brown Brogues - "Treet U Beta"
15 Ricky Spontane - "Dr McCoy"
16 The Shook Ups - "The Magic Touch"

17 Dr Vampire - "Wolfman Stomp"

18 The Stags - "Texas Cave Salamander"

19 The Wasters - "Simple Life"

20 Rent Boys - "Live That Way"

21 Dirtblonde - "White Horses"

22 Sonic Rednecks - "Sister Love"

23 Vince Ripper and the Rodent Show - "New Kinda Kick"

24 The Dave Fishel Jazz Trio - "Caravan"

25 Poisoned Electrick Head - "To The Quick"

26 Phlegmings the Singin' Bellboy - "Dial 'M' For Motel"

27 Zombina and the Skeletones - "I Go Psycho!"

Click here to download it for FREE! (.zip file, mp3 format)
[IMPORTANT - on the download page, click the link under the file name, not the big link at the top - as this is a trick and will install a sendspace toolbar and all kinds of stuff you don't need.]

P.S. Go get your Legendary Shack Shakers advance tickets from Curious Orange, Renshaw St. or from http://www.seetickets.com/Event/THE-LEGENDARY-SHACK-SHAKERS/The-Kazimier/626761 before you miss your chance!!!

Mwah! x

Psycho Motelevision Episode 4 [Shack Shakers Promo]

Aw, yeah! It's Motelevision time again, magnets! Dare you enter Rupert Tinglebottom's Toolshed of Fear?

GoodGuy Joe and Tinglebottom have hired ace detective Gil Spanner to solve the mystery of who keeps covering up the "Psycho Motel XII: Psycho Mo-Hoedown with the Legendary Shack Shakers" posters with posters for some sort of fish-night... but does Gil have the necessary moxy to crack the case?

Buy a Legendary Shack Shakers ticket now... before the Lobster people get to you!!!

http://www.seetickets.com/Event/THE-LEGENDARY-SHACK-SHAKERS/The-Kazimier/626761

Micro Motel: Graveyard Disturbance 18/04/12

It's nearly time for Psycho Motel XII: The Psycho Mo-Hoedown with the Legendary Shack Shakers! We suggest that you go get yourself a £5 advance ticket from Curious Orange or from http://www.seetickets.com/Event/THE-LEGENDARY-SHACK-SHAKERS/The-Kazimier/626761

Maybe it will help to mentally prepare you for it if you come along to our lil' Micro Motel event at Basement 20 this Wednesday...

We'll be selling Shack Shakers tickets on the door here, too. And we've got two to give away to the first people to recognize a Legendary Shack Shakers record when we play it!

It's also the official single launch for THE TREEMAN, who you may know as "The Angriest Guitarist in the World" from Youtube...

...so get there early if you want one of those sweet "Tree Coloured" vinyls he's gonna have with him; also so you don't miss DICK VENOM AND THE TERRORTONES, those garagebilly monsters from Nottingham...

...and Liverpool's mighty SALEM RAGES, spooky punk rock from ex-Cold Ones and SSS people...

...and of course, the icing on the cake, all the way from Los Angeles, Calivania, the eerie horrorpunk/psychobilly stylings of REZUREX...

...The Psycho Motel DJs promise to play only the scariest, most Halloweeniest rock n' roll we can muster all night. So come on down. It's only three quid, like.

Tune in tomorrow night for the next episode of Psycho Motelevision, and watch this space for the Psycho Motel volume 2 compilation (can anyone recommend a good file hosting site?) and news about Psycho Motel XIII...

Psycho Motelevision - Episode 3 [March 30th Promo]

The devil is running amuck in the motel this month, making things difficult for Phlemings, but that's not gonna stop Joe from running his mouth and getting all anomalous on ya. 'Cos time travel! Union Jaques tells us a traditional European comedy joke. Flava Flav invents rock n' roll. Flashbacks to the Cross Dressin' Ball abound, with musical guests Sonic Rednecks, The Stags and The Rent Boys. Yes! It's a special episode of the award winning game show Psycho Motelevision with tips, hints and Hogan facts that will come in handy when it's time to come on down to Psycho Motel XI on March 30th...

And remember, kids, get there early and get yourself a FREE Psycho Motel CD, starring every band that's played at Psycho Motel since the last time we gave out free CDs way back in... Dec 2010!!! Gosh!

CDs? Remember them?

Psy Mo 2012: The Year So Far...

We'd like to say a massive fangs to everyone who came down to the first Psycho Motel of the year, Psycho Motel X: The Cross Dressin' Valentines Ball at the Kazimier, and to the first ever 'Micro Motel' event inside Basement 20 last Friday...

For those of you who couldn't make it, here's a peek at what you missed at Psy Mo X! A game of confusing and deadly transvestite Blind Date with Zombina from out of the Skeletones, hosted by The Reverend Dick Crypt (AKA local rap superhero Rikky Wiley) and a perverse slab of noise rock from the ever-so-exciting Rent Boys... who all but destroyed the Kaz with their Yorkshire filth...

...and here's some pretty snaps of Micro Motel at Basement 20 that we've nicked from Adrian Wharton's Facebook page. That man photographs pretty much everything that goes on at Psy Mo, so he's hopefully used to it by now. As you can see, you all outdid yourselves once again in the drunken chaos stakes...

Villy Dead Class + Dave Raw Bones + Jimmy El Toro! + Phlemings...

...+ Everyone else = Congested basement!

Raw Bones ravin' on!

You! Possibly suffocating!

The Dead Class destroying!

You! Levitating!

El Toro! Bringing the Boss Sound!

You! Happy punks having a nice evening...

So, needless to say, we'll be continuing to put on Micro Motel events at Basement 20 alongside the big Motel in the Kazimier... and we've got more up our sleeve that we'll announce later!

Don't forget about PSYCHO MOTEL XI: THE ENCHANTMENT UNDER THE SEA DANCE, 30th March! That's right around the corner! 

Forget even less about PSYCHO MOTEL XII: LEGENDARY SHACK SHAKERS!!! PSYCHO MO-HOEDOWN 25th April, neither!

The fiendish fun will ever continue...

Psycho Motelevision - Episode 2 [Micro Motel Promo]

GoodGuy Joe has been let loose once again in the Psycho Motel TV studio; he's very eager for you all to come and watch GoodGuy Records' 1st signings, El Toro! live at Psycho Motel's first "Micro Motel" event, at Basement 20, Hardman St., Liverpool, THIS FRIDAY!!!


Also appearing are The Dead Class, Raw Bones, DJ Riggy, DJ Becky Boneshaker, and Phlegmings the Singin' Bellboy, an' it's just £2, stupids!!!

Don't break Joe's heart by not attending. 

Go fast, turn left!

We should mention - this show doubles as a release party for issue 10 of Sideburn Magazine; unfortunately not a magazine about sideburns (although, if there are any magazines about sideburns, Psycho Motel will absolutely host your launch parties) but about the exciting and dangerous world of dirtbike crashing! So expect even more rubber suited people than usual! 

Here's the Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/355776191114313/

Psycho Motelevision Episode 3, coming later this week...

...you have been warned!